✔ 2x Indie Series Award nominee ✔ 2x NY Television Festival Official Artist ✔ 3x LA WebFest nominee ✔ FOX Comedy Pilot Script Contest Finalist ✔ Creator/writer/star of 4 comedy series ✔ Wrote viral video with 3+ million views ✔ 20+ years of improv/sketch experience ✔ Led HS football team in QB sacks ✔ Ragged drag queen ✔ Can waterski ✗ Straight ✗ Fucking around