Bitch, I don't know! If you figure it out, please tell me!
In the meantime, suffice it to say I'm an actor, writer, and sketch/improv comedian with 20+ years experience.
I'm gigantic (6'3", 230+ lb), I can bench more than you, I own more caftans than you, and I have more photographs of June Squibb in my entryway than you. Probably more than June Squibb has.
I'm also autistic, a sagittarius, a Lego fiend, a pickleball convert, and I have an entire closet full of wigs I refer to as my "drag closet."
I gasp literally every time I see a dog, like it's the first time I've ever seen one.
I can write literally anything, in any way, and have about a dozen pilots to show you. I've written web series, viral videos, sex education videos, sexual harassment training courses, corporate comedy, commercials, novels, a cruise ship musical about Carole King, literally everything.
Once while teaching improv on a cruise ship a passenger asked if my parents were ashamed of me for becoming someone who teaches improv on a cruise ship. That felt great!
What else do you want to know? Has anyone's About page ever made any difference for them, ever?
I once shit my pants in a high-end women's mall in Tokyo. If you've read this far, when you email me about that lucrative acting or writing opportunity, ask me to tell you that story.
In the meantime, suffice it to say I'm an actor, writer, and sketch/improv comedian with 20+ years experience.
I'm gigantic (6'3", 230+ lb), I can bench more than you, I own more caftans than you, and I have more photographs of June Squibb in my entryway than you. Probably more than June Squibb has.
I'm also autistic, a sagittarius, a Lego fiend, a pickleball convert, and I have an entire closet full of wigs I refer to as my "drag closet."
I gasp literally every time I see a dog, like it's the first time I've ever seen one.
I can write literally anything, in any way, and have about a dozen pilots to show you. I've written web series, viral videos, sex education videos, sexual harassment training courses, corporate comedy, commercials, novels, a cruise ship musical about Carole King, literally everything.
Once while teaching improv on a cruise ship a passenger asked if my parents were ashamed of me for becoming someone who teaches improv on a cruise ship. That felt great!
What else do you want to know? Has anyone's About page ever made any difference for them, ever?
I once shit my pants in a high-end women's mall in Tokyo. If you've read this far, when you email me about that lucrative acting or writing opportunity, ask me to tell you that story.