A Short History Of Me Wearing Dresses In Press Photos

Something I do is wear dresses in press photos. Some people are lawyers. Some run 5ks. I wear women's clothes in press photos.

Like this one:

Or this one:

Oh hey pink dress, I missed you:

The pink dress just gets me, you guys:

Who's afraid of Virginia Midriff? Not I, said the Loos:

I like to cry a lot in press photos too. Because crying is powerful.

Wearing dresses for press photos was something you did in your twenties, right John? No, I still do it basically all the time.

Here are some photos from my newest show, 1979. 

Because wearing women's clothes in press photos is something I do. Like crossword puzzles, or Pokemon. 

Here I turned large floral pants into a pant-dress. That is my nipple. You are welcome.

Why do I dress in women's clothes for press photos? Because I am dancing like no one's watching. On the inside.

This has been a short history of me wearing dresses in press photos.

Hi mom!