Something I do is wear dresses in press photos. Some people are lawyers. Some run 5ks. I wear women's clothes in press photos.
Like this one:
Or this one:
Oh hey pink dress, I missed you:
The pink dress just gets me, you guys:
Who's afraid of Virginia Midriff? Not I, said the Loos:
I like to cry a lot in press photos too. Because crying is powerful.
Wearing dresses for press photos was something you did in your twenties, right John? No, I still do it basically all the time.
Here are some photos from my newest show, 1979.
Because wearing women's clothes in press photos is something I do. Like crossword puzzles, or Pokemon.
Here I turned large floral pants into a pant-dress. That is my nipple. You are welcome.
Why do I dress in women's clothes for press photos? Because I am dancing like no one's watching. On the inside.
This has been a short history of me wearing dresses in press photos.